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WordPress vs Blogspot January 29, 2010

Posted by Gosssip Gurrl in Uncategorized.
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Good morning WordPress chickas. Or should I say WordPress and Blogspot chickas? The most famous Massie Blocks on wordpress – massikur and massiekurx10 – both claim that they both made http://theofficialmassieblock.wordpress.com. I think it’s more likely that massikur hacked massiekurx10, but that’s just a thought. Nobody doesn’t love a good scandal, right? I think all of you secretly like it when I pick on you because it makes you more popular… but of course that’s just a thought.

SIGHTINGS
Alicia Rivera at the dance studio, picking up some tips from Skye Hamilton, who seems to have gotten kicked out of Alpha Academy. Massie Block about to buy a cute pair of black Jimmy Choo’s, but decides better on it.

E-MAILS
Dear GG,
I really want to go to this party, but I wasn’t invited! What should I do?

-high scool drama queen

Dear high scool drama queen,
The only thing cooler than being invited to a party is crashing the party.

-GG

Dear gossip girl,
Why would a girl want to date Claire? In the movies the actress was so lame…

-claireh8r

Dear claireh8r,
:0 The actress wasn’t lame! Claire is gorgeous… in her own way.

-GG

More gossip: Apparently on the Reunion chatzy there were random green people. Which is why the chatroom got shut down. Because of that, TPC decided to make a new one (FYI, Kristen Gregory made it). A lot of people seem to have decide that roleplaying is OUT, and real is IN. Well… what I’m doing isn’t roleplaying, so I’ll stick around.

You know you love me.
xoxo,
Gosssip Gurrl

I’m Back. And In a New Way. January 14, 2010

Posted by Gosssip Gurrl in Uncategorized.
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Hey there girlies. Gosssip Gurrl is back – but like Georgina Sparks, I’ve changed. Yes, I am changing. I have now seen the error of my ways. So I am reforming myself and now I will tell you all the gossip that I know is true. On celebrities, noo… We have http://www.perezhilton.com for that.

NEW WP CHICKS

  • Elise
  • karolinaaaa (or however many aaa’s there are)
  • aeaglehawtie
  • Don’t know how many others. Those are all of I’ve seen so far.

So I e-mailed a couple of people. *I NOW HAVE A TWITTER. FOLLOW ME: http://twitter.com/xoxogossipgurrl. Just a note. Anyways, apparently everyone thinks I’m Selena. Okay, I’m not going to even clarify that issue because that one is so obvious but if it’s so obvious that you don’t know, then e-mail me at xoxogosssipgurrl@gmail.com.

POSERS

I am really surprised. I am the original Gossip Girl. I started all of this ruckus and I am so upset that everyone else is copying me. For all I know, massikur could be gossipfortheclique (not accusing you, just using you as an example). I started it. So that proves that LBR or not, I am an alpha. Proved it. EVERYONE STARTED COPYING ME. Sorry, I’m just upset about that issue.

E-MAILS

I got tons of them. But one particularly stood out to me:

Dear GG,

I like Claire Lyons (from the clique, if you dont know her) but i dont think she notices me. how could i get claire to break up with her boyfriend cam so that she’ll see that im there – the loving, caring guy?

-claireluver

Dear claireluver,

WOW. Don’t tell me you caused the drama between Claire and Layne and Cam. You probably did, but you’re forgiven. You made the front page, if that was your intention. Claire and Cam are in love with each other. At least, that’s what I think. For now. There’s boyfriends that last, and crushes that last. Save heartache and find someone new. Like all the other girls on WordPress.

xoxo,

Gossip Girl

Dramatic e-mail! Claire, you should be flattered! Cam, you should be worried! Uh oh… I wonder who the mysterious guy could be? Well, that boy’s locked up with a girl! And it’s Claire! No offense…

That’s all we’ve got for now.

You know you love me.

xoxo,

Gossip Girl

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