I’m Back. And In a New Way. January 14, 2010
Posted by Gosssip Gurrl in Uncategorized.1 comment so far
Hey there girlies. Gosssip Gurrl is back – but like Georgina Sparks, I’ve changed. Yes, I am changing. I have now seen the error of my ways. So I am reforming myself and now I will tell you all the gossip that I know is true. On celebrities, noo… We have http://www.perezhilton.com for that.
NEW WP CHICKS
- Elise
- karolinaaaa (or however many aaa’s there are)
- aeaglehawtie
- Don’t know how many others. Those are all of I’ve seen so far.
So I e-mailed a couple of people. *I NOW HAVE A TWITTER. FOLLOW ME: http://twitter.com/xoxogossipgurrl. Just a note. Anyways, apparently everyone thinks I’m Selena. Okay, I’m not going to even clarify that issue because that one is so obvious but if it’s so obvious that you don’t know, then e-mail me at xoxogosssipgurrl@gmail.com.
POSERS
I am really surprised. I am the original Gossip Girl. I started all of this ruckus and I am so upset that everyone else is copying me. For all I know, massikur could be gossipfortheclique (not accusing you, just using you as an example). I started it. So that proves that LBR or not, I am an alpha. Proved it. EVERYONE STARTED COPYING ME. Sorry, I’m just upset about that issue.
E-MAILS
I got tons of them. But one particularly stood out to me:
Dear GG,
I like Claire Lyons (from the clique, if you dont know her) but i dont think she notices me. how could i get claire to break up with her boyfriend cam so that she’ll see that im there – the loving, caring guy?
-claireluver
Dear claireluver,
WOW. Don’t tell me you caused the drama between Claire and Layne and Cam. You probably did, but you’re forgiven. You made the front page, if that was your intention. Claire and Cam are in love with each other. At least, that’s what I think. For now. There’s boyfriends that last, and crushes that last. Save heartache and find someone new. Like all the other girls on WordPress.
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
Dramatic e-mail! Claire, you should be flattered! Cam, you should be worried! Uh oh… I wonder who the mysterious guy could be? Well, that boy’s locked up with a girl! And it’s Claire! No offense…
That’s all we’ve got for now.
You know you love me.
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
